These poems don’t just write themselves.
If everybody could it then they would be doing it.
Everybody wants my talent for the free.
You pay the musician but you wont pay dee?
Im over here penniless trying live out my dream
You snappin and clappin talkin bout girl “Preach!”
Throw some dollars at the kid so I can get something to eat.
This is my life.
Hepler’s Mold takes over a car-
Ever leave a window open and get snow in your car? Well, in the tropics they have another problem: Hepler’s mold. The bright fungus naturally eats away at trees but naugahyde (the fake leather in most cars) contains ten times more cumulus oophorus cells than the tree bark from which its made.
And here’s the result. The bright fungus has completely consumed the car’s interior. It may look soft and cushy but you’d find no place in the world less comfortable, as the mold can also grow in human lungs. The spores from this car would kill a passenger within ten minutes. The bright fibers of victims erupt from their mouths in a gruesome spectacle that the natives of these regions call “Elmo’s Death”.
damn bitch truffula trees dont fuck around
I AM THE LORAX, AND I SPEAK FOR THE TREES
ＮＯＷ ＹＯＵ ＭＵＳＴ ＤＩＥ ＯＦ Ａ ＦＵＮＧＡＬ ＤＩＳＥＡＳＥ
I can’t tell if this is supposed to be obviously fake. Haha