I was once dead, now I am alive.

i'm here to make things known, so that they can never be unknown.

Anonymous asked: 5 of your favorite songs and why?

Jesus Christ by Brand New.

This song is in my opinion the most important song written in the last 20 years. Everyone should listen to it.

Twin Sized Mattress by The Front Bottoms.

This is the perfect song to listen to when you’re driving down the road early in the morning and it’s just a bit chilly outside. Plus, anything by TFB is golden.

Settle Down by The 1975.

I just love this song. I only heard these guys like two days ago, but this is my favorite so far.

David De La Hoz by The Chariot.

This song is filled with motivating lyrics. It’s about perseverance and it is the perfect thing to listen to if you’re struggling through something. Plus, Dan Smith from listener is in it.

Good Ones Go by Drake.

You gotta love Drake. This song hits me in the gut because there a couple girls that mean a whole lot to me but because of extenuating circumstances, we’ve never dated. So the second verseat the end “don’t you go getting married, don’t you go get engaged. I know you’re getting older, ain’t got no time to waste. I shouldn’t be much longer, but you shouldn’t have to wait. Can’t lose you, can’t help it. I’m so sorry, I’m so selfish.” That’s literally how I feel sometimes even though I know we (me and those girls) will never be together.

  • athreos: what do we say to the god of death?
  • elspeth: heliod is a dick.
  • 90s Animal Planet: Animals are cool, kids! They can be your friends! But watch out, some are dangerous! Ooh, watch Jeff Corwin handle the most venomous snake in Africa! Aw, look at the tiger babies! Oh, let's learn about conserving the environment! Remember kids, we must respect this planet, because it's the animals' home as well!
  • 2013 Animal Planet: ANIMALS WILL FUCKING KILL YOU. And guess what? PARASITES WILL TOO! Yes I know those aren't really animals, I guess. OH YEAH HERE'S SOME PSEUDO-SCIENCE ABOUT BIGFOOT. He's an animal too, right? WATCH THIS WOMAN GET EATEN BY HER PET CHIMPANZEE. ANIMALS ARE SCARY, KIDS. BE CAUTIOUS AROUND YOUR PET LIZARD OK. oh look kittens!
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  • 90s History Channel: Here kids, we're gonna talk about this society today. History from all time periods and all countries. Isn't this stuff fascinating? Watch us dig up a tomb!
  • Early 2000's History Channel: So there's this guy named Hitler. And he's pretty bad. Let us tell you how bad Hitler is. Hitler. Hitler. Hitler. Hitler. More Hiltler. Hey have you heard about this guy named Hitler?
  • 2013 History Channel: Aliens moonshiners aliens rednecks aliens pawnshops aliens aliens aliens hey have we mentioned aliens because aliens
  • 2014 History Channel: Was Hitler an Alien?
wanderlust-in-my-bones:

cosmictuesdays:

nadiacreek:

coelasquid:

deformutilated:

Fudge recipe on a headstone

I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.

I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”

That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.


She took it to her grave.

wanderlust-in-my-bones:

cosmictuesdays:

nadiacreek:

coelasquid:

deformutilated:

Fudge recipe on a headstone

I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.

I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”

That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.

She took it to her grave.